When asked by the White Wizard Merdalfdore (mur-dawlf-dohr) to take the Fairy Queen’s daughter, Absidy (ab-si-dee), into the Woeful Woods and protect her from the forces of the Dark Lord, Galladin the Paladin flamboyantly accepts. But Galladin (the Paladin) has a secret – well…a secret that everyone except himself is aware of. Despite his best efforts at conformity, Galladin (the Paladin) does not quite fit in with the rest of the Soldiers of the White Armored Guard (S.W.A.G.), despite their comprehensive “don’t ask don’t tell” policy.

With the help of Absidy, Galladin (the Paladin) is able to come to terms with his suppressed sexuality and realizes that everyone – even a Paladin of the S.W.A.G. – is a little bit bisexual.